Mad Pete

Childrens Parties in Swindon

I do the complete 2 hour fun-filled, stress-free children's birthday parties for children between 3 and 8 years old. They go a bit like this -

I arrive in plenty of time dressed either as a Clown ( without face paints ) Wizard or Pirate. During the time I'm setting up I already playing about with the birthday child and any of their friends which are there early, raising the energies. Then when the Party starts proper - On goes the music and I fill the room with thousands of bubbles. One instruction only 'Pop as many as you can'. Then the bubbles start to get bigger and Bigger and BIGGER, until they are the size of beach balls ! Then I'll have all the kids up plate spinning. I then do a couple of bits of Magic ( Saving the bulk of it for the Magic Show after they have eaten ) Then we do a couple of Party Games. One involves a Giant Parachute and the other 'Sea-Side Characters' ( See Picture ) Then I make a few Balloon Animals. "Who wants the bouncing bunny?...Best bouncing bunny wins it ! " I then out of a single balloon make a wicked Harley Davidson, then play the Crazy Frog music. You then have a load of mini Hells Angels zooming arounding the room ! Then they all break for food...BUT I DON'T ! During the next 20 minutes whilst they are eating I'm making every last child at that party a Balloon Sword that they get at the end of the party. Then once the candles on the Birthday Cake are blown out it's MAGIC SHOW. My Magic Show is all based on wind up. The tricks are always going wrong, props keep breaking and things keep falling on my head. But for most of the Magic I need a Magic Helper - So the Birthday Child is up and up and up again. My Magic Show finishes with Rocky the Raccoon ( He's not real but everyone will think he is ) Then all the kids end up 'feeding' Rocky who then goes on to finish the Magic Show in his own special way. What he does next will crack up the kids, the parents will wet themselves and ( if he's there ) will involve the Dad !!! We been on T.V. together with this very funny sketch. And that it, the end of the Party... but wait " Who wants a Balloon Sword ? " Bear in mind that I've just round them up constantly for two full hours and now I've just given them all Balloon Swords ! You can picture what is now taking place BUT it is not our problem any more because it's the end of the Party and it is now down to the parents to try to extract their own very excited kids from the premises.Then in the middle of all this I gesture to the birthday child's Dad to meet me in the middle of the room. Then I place a spare Balloon Sword in his hand, turn off the Music and make one last announcement - " Boys and Girls. Daddy has a sword...GET HIM !!! " I let him suffer their onslaught for about 30 seconds, then come to his aid by firing up a couple of bubble guns to distract the kids. You then give out any party bags you might have and they all leave on a high. JOB DONE !

Entertainment For Children

You provide the Venue, Kids, Food, Cake and Party Bags - - - - I DO THE REST !

I've professionally entertained children full time for the last 10 years and I know there is no one else like me. I'm now confident enough to make this pledge -

IF YOU DON'T THINK THE PARTY WAS ONE OF THE BEST YOU HAVE EVER SEEN -

I'LL TEAR UP YOUR CHEQUE ! ( No one yet has taken me up on this )

I also provide entertainment at -

• WEDDINGS
• CORPORATE FUNCTIONS
• END OF TERM
• CHRISTMAS PARTIES

Give me a phone call and I'll fill you in with prices and availibilty.

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